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Post by Aunty on Apr 15, 2010 13:49:21 GMT
Hello visitor! Give us your feedback and suggestions here! Be sure you had a look at the Crofts' wiki page before. Love, Aunty.
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Post by Anarchis on May 9, 2010 15:54:23 GMT
I am most sorry for my large absence. I woke up from my long slumber to find the Crofts Arms open. I invaded, tore and bit at survivors, then fell asleep, expecting to be shot by the time I had woken up. Instead, I received a pint, and a polite notification of the bar rules. It was at this point that I realized my dream of an equal opportunities bar had been realized. If I still had functioning tear ducts, I would have shed a good many tears. And who else to thank for this than the Zeally Arms Survivors, who, rather than reacting violently to my fierce challenge to arms, decided to negotiate, and accept me for who I was, another thirsty patron. For this, I am extremely grateful. I beg that you tell all survivors in the Crofts Arms that I am most sorry for having tried to eat them, for I lack the verbal capacity to do so myself.
Once again, I thank you all so much.
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Post by mick on May 9, 2010 19:03:43 GMT
Well if you really want a good brawl my axe is always ready. *wolfish grin*
But seriously. We felt it was time to also befriend the Dead. By getting them drunk.
Enjoy the pub I'll try and bring in another keg as soon as I can.
-Fightin'Mick, Sergeant At Arms'
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Post by Anarchis on May 9, 2010 22:24:02 GMT
I am most glad to see you again Mick, I do believe the phrase "Long time no see" Applies very well. On the topic of the Crofts Arms, if it is quite alright with you, I wish to put forward a suggestion regarding the menu:
- Unibroue Terrible - Bräu-Weisse Dead Private - Unibroue La Fin du Monde - Rogue Ales Double Dead Guy - St. Bernardus Brouwerij St. Bernardus ABT 12
All, from the name alone, let alone the sumptuous description provided sound extremely tasty. Unfortunately, due to my, along with my fellow undead friend's, limited speech capacity, we do not know how to clarify what we'd like. What if, say, a translation for each item was given that was within the capacities of the undead to speak?
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Post by mick on May 9, 2010 23:08:32 GMT
I could start working on it when I have the time.
My one issue is that it is a name brand. We don't need to draw any unwanted attention but we will put it up to a vote as per usual. That said I love Dead Guy. It is one of the best ales ever brewed.
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Post by Aunty on May 10, 2010 12:09:51 GMT
That is a pleasure to have you in, at last, dear Anarchis! Do not worry about the nibbling, it is kind of very common when zombies get in for the first time. Same for survivors, who often intend to cry in horror before firing a few bullets at the closest undead. But for the main part, people keep it peaceful and beer is a good may to start discussions between zombies and humans. About talking, if you check those links you will find a few tips about zombie language, to make the communication easier : wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Zamgrhwiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Guides:kiZombie-English_Dictionarywiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Guides:The_Zombie_LexiconAnd well, you are damn right about the menu translation! I will try to find some time to work on it. Because of the language (and zombie taste as well), we now have Gin (or "G!n") and Bloody Mary (which I translated as "Braag Marrah") served at the bar. THey will be shortly added to the wiki menu.
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Post by Anarchis on May 11, 2010 16:58:43 GMT
My word, I apologize profusely on behalf of the recent undead visitors, I am quite ashamed of their juvenile behavior, and have attempted to give them a strong wording on manners:
You say "ZAMBAH, HARMANZ HAR AR ZAMBAH. HARMANZ HAR AR NA! HARMBARGAH! You say "HARMANZ HAR AR ZARMAN!"
This loosely translates to:
Fellow undead comrades, humans here are fellow undead comrades too! Humans here are not hamburgers! Humans here are Zarmans! (For lack of english translation on the word 'Zarman', I define it as a human who should not be eaten for some extraordinary circumstance or reason. I suppose the most english method of saying it would be 'Zuman'.)
I hope this clarifies the meaning of this pub to these newcomers so they may share a pint, or at least acts as a catalyst for their speedy departure from this pub.
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Post by Anarchis on May 11, 2010 17:11:38 GMT
Additionally, I will log the profiles of undead comrades who continue to act in this juvenile manner so you may remove them from the bar if you use those DNA extractors you humans love to use. Perhaps the graffiti on the wall should lay out a clear message of common interliving comradeship too, to lessen confusion.
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Post by mick on May 11, 2010 17:50:06 GMT
I don't know how my Zeally's are feeling about the recent minor infestation (lets admit it we've all seen much, MUCH, bigger) but I'm having a ball of a time. It has been much too long since I had a good scrap and was getting worried that my poor axe would go dull.
That said thank you for pulling ambassador duties, Anarchis, the Crofts is not OK Corral and nor shall it be. Keep up the good work and keep me informed if you will. In the mean time *fills two pint glasses with stout* what do you say to helping me finish these...
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Post by Aunty on May 11, 2010 18:10:33 GMT
Thanks for this Anarchis. If things come worst, we might have to evacuate them, but we're having enough work with the surrounding buildings for now . We normally have a friendly graffiti in the pub, but both the Crofts and the Zeally have recently been re-painted by someone with pro-Ulster messages. I really do not appreciate those, and its not the first time it happens. But I have no spraycan for now, and am saving AP to barricade the buildings around. So I'll take care of this trouble as soon as things are a bit more quiet. Meanwhile, you're welcome to help yourself in the pub, if there's any bottle left intact, and to share it with the other bar flies!
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Post by mick on May 11, 2010 18:26:58 GMT
The moment we are done dealing with the shamblers I'll get a spraycan and set about marking out our territory. Again.
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Post by Anarchis on May 13, 2010 19:26:25 GMT
Mick, I am so very sorry, I was demonstrating the mechanics of the game to a friend of mine, and so decided to show the fellow how to take down a building. After noticing that club one black north of Zeally was lightly barricaded, I decided to invade, upon doing so successfully, I noticed your presence, and realized that I had opened up the gate against friends. I attempted to communicate to issue my apologies, but I was severely limited in that regard, and I was sad to see two of my misunderstanding undead brethren follow me in. If you wish, to take back your revenge which is rightfully owed, we can meet at a pre-agreed ground, and you may sharpen your axe on my frame. I do hope you forgive me after I rise.
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Post by mick on May 14, 2010 1:42:48 GMT
No issues, Anarchis. I'm gearing up to take heads anyway. My temper is rather... shot shall we say? I was not attacked when you brought down the cades so I am not overly concerned.
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Post by Aunty on May 14, 2010 9:45:02 GMT
Haha well you still are a zombie, with its lot of meat to eat everyday. It's not good to starve for too long, and teaching our younger fellows can't be blamed. Tell me, can you step in the CRofts to give us an update on the situation there? With the recading and reviving I hadn't enough AP left to visit our dear undead pub. As a concert should take place there in four days, we need to reinstall some equipement in the pub, especially a generator to plug the speakers...
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Post by Anarchis on May 14, 2010 14:36:50 GMT
I am very glad that you are unscathed Mick, and I thank both of you for your understanding. At the current moment, Crofts Arms has four zombies (including me) and one dead body (had too much to drink, he'll be up shortly) inhabiting it. Rather unfortunately, no decorations, and the genny powering the bar, remain uncrushed. I do hope that we can fix everything relatively soon.
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Post by mick on May 14, 2010 18:53:45 GMT
The moment I have the AP I'll go find a fuel can and give you all some cold beer to drink, in the mean time we need to concentrate on those Rotters that messed with our pub. Then as the concert takes place the Zeally's will need to run Revive Duties in our territory.
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Post by Anarchis on May 16, 2010 10:55:52 GMT
I found an excuse to leave the bar so you may fix it up, Aunty, a rather rude human named MiraCoolX attacked me at the bar, but lacked the fortitude needed to kill me. Let's just say I followed his scent...
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Post by mick on May 16, 2010 17:56:10 GMT
Chomp him, he ain't one of my Zeally's. My Crew knows the score well enough and would break the peace, I hope, only by direct order.
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